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DOTA VS GF.
si DOTA isa lang sa mundo,
GF napakarami niyan.
si GF iiwan ka din niyan,
si DOTA hindi.
si GF nagagalit pagnagdodota ka,
si DOTA hindi nagagalit pag nagGF ka.
si DOTA P20 lang masaya na,
si GF baka P200 hindi pa masaya.
pagnakakakita ka ng ibang Hero hndi nagagalit si DOTA,
pero pagnakakakita ka ng ibang babae nagagalit si GF.
si GF pag iniwan mo mahirap na balikan,
si DOTA pag iniwan mo, handa ka parin tanggapin.
Ano mas gusto mo DOTA o GF?
mag-isip ka na....
GIRLFRIEND: Bakit ang DOTA ba maroromansa ka?
DOTA: Bakit mabibigyan k b ng gf ng
3pleng sarap pag naka 3ple kill ka?
GIRLFRIEND: Bakit ang Dota ba kayang kompletuhin ang pagkatao ng isang lalake?
DOTA: Bakit kaya ba ng babae gawing GODLIKE ang isang lalake?
BUT they have 1 thing in common
unay lagi clang anjan pag me problema ka. Pag natalo ka sa pustahan
sadota cno magpapasaya sau GF dba? Pag nagkaproblema k naman sa GF
cnomagpapasaya sau DOTA dba?

GIRLS, what do you think?

^correct. and dota wont give you what a man really needs. HAHAHA

like like?

anu po ba yun mga ate?

^LOL. do you really need to know what? AHA .understandable siya. jk.

- enlighten the unelightened po.

haha!

sa dota kapag na stun ka mga ilang segundo lang.

kapag ung gurl ung naka stun ng lalake...

ilang buwan yon bago mag wear-off

.... stunned sa kagandahan

.... stunned.... eun basted, wawa. tsk! dyahe

marami ang advantages ang girls. LOL.

*enlighten the unenlightened ba? YOU'RE much much matured than me. i dont think you dont know that. HAHA .

meron din po disadvantages!

tsk!

dota doesn't have the FF:

bad breaths
body odor
the freaking attitude
the whining
the demanding

and specially dota doesn't make us (yes us BF's) a human shield in times when the monthly depressions are in season!

girls do (pls do read above ^ thank you)

wahaha peace po!

^whatever. not a valid reason.

why choose someone with bad beathe? body odor? with a freakin attitude? a dmanding one?? come on. THINK OF IT a million times. HAHA.

and when we talk aboutt hat season thingy, you're not a victim. just try to understand

yep! not complainin' really,

is it really that painful?

kewl its black!

OT .black looks good.
@T what do you mean painful?

that, you know the monthly sessions.

ok. no. it's not paiful.. it never hurts. pero you dont feel uncomfortable when you're in that season.

hmm. no comment. XD i'm playing DotA rin kasi, nga lang, i am not in relationship. lol.

mmm xadong 1 side a.

we have the point, mr. TRESPASSER.